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The Story of Mr Rusty Bucket

Thursday, January 29, 2009 ( 5:33 PM )

Okay, enough of grievances, let's have some juicy gossips. Hees~~~

After the case of Miss Beach and her BF, 6 of us went for a food therapy session while the rest of them went home. So we cabbed down to Saffron's Cafeteria for some pratas, gorengs and teh cinos. The bill totaled up to $42.70. Expensive eh? All thanks to 4 cuties who wanted to challenge their drink-downing abilities and stomach capacities. Timothy won XiaoWei in the former whilst Serene and XiuTong had a draw in the latter (though Ah-Pui like about to puke haha!)
Then the uncle wanted to sweep the floor and clear our messy plates so we moved to the other tables.
So we continued chatting and here comes the focal point of the whole story. Dunno why our topics shifted to being loyal to Singapore. Then the smart aleck Xiu Tong says: "I am the most loyal to Singapore de blah blah blah."
Okay lor since he said so, then we asked him to recite the Singapore pledge.
Xiu Tong: "We the citizens of Singapore, pledge ourselves as one united kingdom", which immediately send us all into fits of laughter. Xiu Tong you think you in UK arh? HAHAHAH~
Then continue: " Regardless of race, language or religion, to build a democratic society, based on justice and economy", WAHLAO this time we laugh until heads and hands bang the tables. Equality lah!
Then the most loyal Singaporean continues his recital: " So as to achieve happiness, prosperity and progress (the 2 'p' words we tell him de by the way)"
"Finish already right?", he said. Then I can't stand it anymore so I say: "Still got 3 more words lah" which is followed by his "What the hell?" which send us all laughing and banging the tables again.
Buay tahan liao, all of us give him clues but Mr S'pore Loyal still cannot answer. In the end we give him like many many hints, such as how many syllabus the words have, the first letter of the words etc then he can answer lor. So much for being the most loyal Singaporean.
Then the auntie wants to keep the tables so we had to leave, and that was around 4, 5 am liao. Because we want to continue teasing Xiu Tong, 5 of us accompany him home to Simei. On the way, we ask him riddles and trick questions and his answers were like super-duper explosive-ly hilarious. This one must face-to-face say then you will find it funny, so if anybody wants to know, just ask the 5 of us or Mr Loyal himself. Hahahahahahah~~~
Then soon we reach his house liao, but Mr Timmy want go pee so we 3 girls waited outside while the guys went in. Then chatted a while more before saying Sayonara and the rest of us cabbed home.

So that's all folks! Stay tuned for more juicy gossips xD